lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

image

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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I just got a Samsung Galaxy S5 and it’s health app has a stress meter. I would have shot for a little higher but at least it understands my pain.

truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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