gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(Source: ernoticon, via invasionofthetexanmoosehunters)

all-time-potter:

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

ITS FUCKING TIP 394

(Source: lesbolution, via acrackinthetardis)

frozenteen:

Never be jealous when you see someone with your ex because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

(via profound-buttsex)

mishas-assbutts:

TSA America: Level Orange [x]

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)

(Source: cindymayweather, via opal-love)

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via fairyinhandcuffs)

  • *mom reading news paper*
  • son about 8 and reading over his mom's shoulder: mom? tell me something?
  • mom: sure.
  • son: I don't get this hate towards Hamas. I mean it's chickpeas. Who hates chickpeas?
  • mom: ......

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

(Source: narcotic, via opal-love)

edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

(Source: youcouldfuckingkissme, via viktoria-hawke)

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

(via opal-love)