Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394
Never be jealous when you see someone with your ex because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
- *mom reading news paper*
- son about 8 and reading over his mom's shoulder: mom? tell me something?
- mom: sure.
- son: I don't get this hate towards Hamas. I mean it's chickpeas. Who hates chickpeas?
- mom: ......
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in